straight ear

The straight ear is the left ear that you would pierce if you are straight

Man that guy is probably gay he didn't pierce the straight ear

straight ear by Yerp June 11, 2017

straight out of the earth 

When you find something nice and it is made up of the finest materials from mother nature. examples like extremely pricey items and clothes

A: Damn those shoes are $970.00. I Can buy those at kohls for the same price.

B:those must be straight out of the earth

straight out of the earth by raxxle dazzle April 25, 2010

Time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.

Time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.

Time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.

Time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions. by GravelWincher123 February 25, 2026

time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.

time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.

time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.

time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions. by GravelWincher123 February 25, 2026

Straighter Than A Circle

Straighter than a circle means that the person, and or persons is basically homosexual.

Person 1:Oh man, did you just see that guy walk by?
Person 2:Yeah, he is so straighter than a circle.

Straighter Than A Circle by itspetercottontail May 18, 2010

I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on 

Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.

Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)

I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on by Al_000 May 27, 2023

straightdar 

the ability to sense if someone is heterosexual.

Bill- "Dude, my straightdar is tingling over that guy you were talking about."

Chris- "Damn it, man. I was definitely going to go hit on his cute ass."

straightdar by Ladron June 28, 2010