spaghevity 

1. longevity in eating spaghetti

2. ability to eat large quantities; usually coincides with being heavy

You could land a plane on her ass; you can tell she's got spaghevity.

spaghevity by Tyler(s) January 16, 2009

Spaghetit 

Eating spaghetti while a man rubs your tits

James: Yeah, I just got spaghetited

Josh: Oh sick! Who did it?
James: Austin.

Spaghetit by Agrugh October 11, 2015

spaghetty 

Da ultra-cheap "food of choice" consumed by da also-super-parsimonious "evil twin" of da infamous obsessively-penny-pinching horse-grain-munching Depression-era millionairess.

I wonder if spaghetty is more or less expensive per pound of reconstituted product than oatmeal?

spaghetty by QuacksO June 15, 2021