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Snooze Syndrome. 

Alarm... Snooze... Alarm... Snooze.... Alarm... SHIIIIIT!

Even when we know we should probably get up or we will be late we convince ourselfs that sleeping ten miniutes wont hurt, then we repeat and repeat untill we are about half an hour late then blame our alarm.
Beep beep.

Oh 10 more miniutes

Beep beep

*smacks snooze button*

Beep Beep

Go away... OH SHIT IS THAT THE TIME???

*Jumps out of bed muttering "Stupid Snooze Syndrome. !"*
Snooze Syndrome. by Anna's February 8, 2010
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Snooze Shoes 

To have your snooze shoes on is to be tired.
Shit man, I've been working all day, time to put my snooze shoes on.

Bro, I've have my snooze shoes on alllll day.

Insomniac- Where the fuck are my snooze shoes?
Snooze Shoes by gotmysnoozeshoeson October 28, 2009

Snooze Spoon

Spooning that occurs between your main alarm and your snooze alarm going off, generally in a state of semi-consciousness.
I love burying my morning wood in her booty while we snooze spoon.

Snooze Splooge 

My bunk mate had a massive snooze splooge last night and destroyed both mattresses

snooze or spooge 

The game made famous in the 40-year old virgin. You take four Tylenol PMs and then masturbate to see if you can blow a load before falling asleep. The best part is either way you win!
I was so bored last night so I played snooze or spooge--It didn't really matter the outcome because I was a winner both ways!
snooze or spooge by Stagmen November 30, 2017

Sasquatch Snooze 

Deep powerful nap one has that is normally accompanied with mouth open and heavy breathing or snoring. Often times comes after eating heavy meal.
After the big Thanksgiving dinner, we found Dad doing the Sasquatch Snooze on the recliner with large bread crumbs on his sweater.

Snooze Tapper

Someone, especially a significant other who hits their snooze button mega times and falls back to sleep while you're wide awake because of them.
I was up at 5am , but my wife slept another 20 minutes because she's a Snooze Tapper.
Snooze Tapper by CanarsieKid January 19, 2013