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smurftastic 

1. over-the-top amazingness
"Whoa, Brianne and Frankie are insanely smurftastic!"

smurfhousing

Pushing down on the flaccid penis of a circumcised male so that it looks like a Smurf's house. Can usually only be done for a short time, as the stimulation will cause the penis to grow.
My girlfriend was smurfhousing me last night. It was pissing me off.
smurfhousing by smurfhouser October 5, 2010

smurfpumper 

one badass motherfucker that enjoys stuffing those little blue men that stand only three apples high
yo, did you see that nasty stencil smurfpumper did of gargamel getting fucked in the ear?
smurfpumper by smurfpumper January 31, 2004

smurftasticful 

The most awesometasticful thing at that moment
Watching the winter Olympics is smurftasticful!!!!!!!
smurftasticful by Leon-Yves February 19, 2010

smurfitus 

it’s bad
It causes blue marks on your hands
Very serious condition

Very trickablw
Bad symptoms
Not treatable
“Does she have smurfitus cause she really do he acting like she does ?!”

smurfitus 

it’s bad
It causes blue marks on your hands
Very serious condition

Very trickablw
Bad symptoms
Not treatable
“Does she have smurfitus cause she really do he acting like she does ?!”