smurfjob 

When a girl gives you a blow job and makes your dick blue (with white semen on top) because she was sucking on blue candy.

Amanda: I just had blue Dum Dums, want a smurfjob?

smurfjob by aerostotle January 16, 2012

smurfjob 

a blowjob containing blue semen, blue ink, or blue paint.

friend1:why do you have blue ink all over you
friend2:i gave a smurfjob

smurfjob by arnold mcjagger January 6, 2012

Smirfjob 

When a girl eats a blue jolly rancher or some other blue artificial food and gets a blue tongue and then proceeds to give a guy head leaving his penis a blueish color.

I gave him a smirfjob leaving his penis blue after i ate a blue jolly rancher before blowing him.

Smirfjob by [e-mail] January 27, 2011

Rectal Smurfobia

The fear of having Smurfs living in your butthole.

Gargamel was afraid to take a dump because of his chronic Rectal Smurfobia.

Rectal Smurfobia by PappaSmurfinurAsshole March 28, 2011

turkish smurf job

When a turk tricks u into eating 1 of those joke sweets that turns your mouth ridiculously blue. You, in revenge, immediately seduce him and begin to give him a blowjob, but before climax you stop, withdraw your mouth and shove a tiny white smurfs hat over his bell end. Resulting in a sexually frustrated randy turk, with a dick that looks like papa smurf.

Akan "yea i though sarah was guna give me some of the good stuff, but my dick fully got turkish smurf jobbed"

turkish smurf job by charlie29 November 13, 2009