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Worky Boy Smile 

The act of performing a queer fake grin to give the illusion of enjoying a job or career when in fact you hate the shit out of it. It is usually spotted as it is ingenuine and manufactured. You will also realize a worky boy smile when it looks as if someone just took a huge shart in their pants and they realized they are going to have to sit in it the rest of the day at their desk with the possibility of their co-workers discovering they shit themselves like a little baby.
Guy 1: Man I am having a great life. (worky boy smile)

Guy 2: Yeah it really looks as if you are enjoying your new job.

Guy 2: Turns to whisper to his friend in the next cubicle – Man that guy looks fucking miserable and like he just sharted all over himself. By the way do you smell that?
Worky Boy Smile by Smusher March 15, 2010

awkward white boy smile 

that smile you give people when you walk down the street and lock eyes with someone walking opposite of you. that. that is the awkward white boy smile. ( note: you do not have to be a white boy to do the smile, I, a female, use it daily )
Sam was walking down the street when he locked eyes with a stragner, and gave them the awkward white boy smile.

they gave it back

Smileybones 

Mascot of the U.K. based band the Wildhearts. Appears on the front cover of the 'Don't Be Happy, Just Worry' c.d. from 1992.
The Smileybones banner looked fantastic as the backdrop at the concert.
Smileybones by Dogdrillr August 30, 2009
n. 1) A man who enthusiastically engages in social, often college-organization based, activies. 2) A man who is excessively polite or happy to be in situations, often festive, in which most men would be sullen or unenthusiastic.

adj. 1) Of or pertaining to a smileboy, 2) Ingratiating, sycophantic characteristics that attempt to appeal to a larger group.
1)Pat purchased a liter of Anner's dad's favorite drink, Peach Schnapps. Later in the evening he initiated an extremely smileboy conversation, discussing economic and political events, grinning hugely and nodding solemnly.

2)"Wow, you look like a HUGE smileboy in these Christmas photos, dude."

Just smile and wave boys 

A way to pretend like you have some kind of idea of what is going on when in reality you don't have a clue. Can be used in any situation.
Shaun: why are these people watching us have sex?
Dan: just smile and wave boys just smile and wave

Smile and wave boys 

A phrase used in Madagascar by Skipper to please the crowds while they try to dig to the Arctic.