slumpcam

When you take a photo of someone who fell asleep and you put it on twitter/instagram/facebook/etc.

@iambill123 haha my niqqa ptfo'd #slumpcam (insert picture)

slumpcam by itsmebitch August 16, 2012

Slumpcake 

To delicately, smoothly, precisely smear poop on your penis while another man/woman is stroking and sucking on it.

Hey there, would you mind giving me a slumpcake. It's way better than an original blow job.

Slumpcake by AwesomeNigga69 May 29, 2011