slap-chopped 

To pulverize a food item using a slapping motion pushing down on a tool with a razor edge in order to slice and dice your food items.

I just totally slap-chopped this salad!

slap-chopped by Kari206 January 19, 2010

Slap Chopped

When a chick gives you a blowjob but she isn't very good so she ends up squeezing and biting your dick.

Friend 1:" Hey man, did you go to warped tour last night"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"

Slap Chopped by Dinertime July 20, 2016

Slap Chopped

When a girl finds out that an angry dragon has been preformed and proceeds to chop off your unit by biting down with her teeth

Dude, Jim just got slap chopped when he tried to pull an angry dragon

Slap Chopped by MouseXIII June 16, 2010

Slamchopped

To reach this level of partying, one must become inebriated to a point of total annihilation. Those who accomplish this magnificent feat are only capable of 13.5% of their normal brain function.

Dude I got so slamchopped last night that I accidentally had sex with your mother.

Slamchopped by The Blackout Bandit May 2, 2010

Slapchopped 

To have a live prank done to you on chat roulette via web cam.

Mike was on chat roulette last night and he got slapchopped so bad.

Slapchopped by Vader7 April 18, 2010