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Squeezese (skwē zēz) 

An English dialect spoken by squeezing the hand of your significant other. Easily learned and understood, the discreet, handholding-friendly, syllable-pattern dialect involves a small number of necessary sentences: I love you (*3 squeezes*), I love you more (*3 squeezes … 1 squeeze*), I love you the most (*3 squeezes … 2 squeezes*).
It was the sweetest when my bae told me he loved me in Squeezese (skwē zēz) as we listened the vows at my sister’s wedding.
Related Words
skwerl Skweed skwedgie skwee skweep Skweeple skweet skweez skwe Skweard
A squirrel that's part of an evil conspiracy to conquer the Earth and manipulate Acorn supplies to their diabolical advantage.
If you see a skwerl, run for your life!
skwerl by Ross Archer March 13, 2003
The southern hick term for weed.

This weed is typically very harsh and cheap, just like your daughter's virginity.
Y'all, whom's't'd've smoked up the skweed?

Yall ain't gonna pick up some sour skweed from that Arkie up in Obion are ya?

Skweezy Jibbs 

YO I JUST PEEPED DAT NEW SKWEEZY JIBBS VIDEO AND IT WAS FUCKIN HILARIOUS DAWG!
Skweezy Jibbs by TrafficpIlla January 27, 2010
A wonderful, adorable, cake eating rodent.
I heart skwerls!
skwerl by Degulishus March 3, 2010

Skwergle 

The act of doing separate nothings with someone at the same time while staying in close contact.
What did you do this weekend? "We just skwergled all weekend. He was on Borderlands while I played Animal Crossing. We never left the couch. It was amazing!"
Skwergle by SassyMcPhee August 10, 2020