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sketch kid

Kids, generally teenagers or young adults ages 14-24, who go to raves every weekend and rely on apple stores to use WiFi. Instead of getting a job or going to school, they walk around downtown areas for hours everyday looking for other sketch kids, as they usually do not have minutes, if they even have a phone. Sketch girls do not own even a single tube of lipstick because they go into Sephora to do their makeup for free. Although sketch kids are generally always broke, they seem to always have money for drugs and alcohol. Also although they have homes they sleep on the second floor of McDonalds.
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Guy 1: Those are total sketch kids
Guy 2: Who? The kids wearing kandi and taking selfies on the computers in Apple?
Guy 1: Oh them too, I meant the ones sleeping in McDonalds.
sketch kid by creaktumblr November 4, 2014
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sketchy kid 

Someone who uses knee pads with no helmet.
tend to try and steal scooters from KTR.
they are also likely to offer you 50 bucks for a blowy.
"dont go to mmr, a sketchy kidd will offer you smokes"

sketchcident 

noun-
an undesirable or unfortunate happening that occurs unintentionally due to one being sketched the fuck out on meth and usually results in injury, damage, or loss.
A sketchcident is ANY undesirable occurance that occurs while one is sketchy sketched and sleep deprived due to using the recreational drug crystal meth.

E.g.- Gurrllll...did you hear about his sketchcident? He got up from the bed to get more lube and his sketchy ass tripped over his laptop charger and pulled all his shit off the table.
sketchcident by jmclopes August 27, 2012

Sketchy old man following kids 

Old man in colontin who follows lil kiddies home to rape them he is a famous porn star
You are asketchy old man following kids”