simmon_

a very sweaty asian with a hunger for cats and dogs

simmon_ you are sexy

simmon_ by NekoUwU January 24, 2021

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Simmon

Simmon is a guy who hates cutting people off on the freeway. He’s a phenomenal cook, a great listener and loves world history (with an emphasis on royal dynasties). Some say he’s classy while others think he’s mysterious. Either way, he always smells and looks SEXY. Simmon is probably wearing a grey suit and a black dress shirt, tucked in, no tie, with the top two buttons undone. Simmon is also single, but not for long.

“Did you invite Simmon!?”

“Well duh! I mean, what else are we going to look at?”

Simmon by Say it ain’t so. November 23, 2021

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simmon fuller

a genius who managed the spice girls and s club 7(the greatest pop group of all time)directed and written the 3 sclub series and there movie...later came out with american idol and so you think you can dance-two of the most watched shows in the world

wow he does it all reminds me of simmon fuller

simmon fuller by beachsidebum09 November 11, 2006

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Gene Simmon's Tongue

Anatomy as stated. His tongue has seen, touched and been places many of us have only read about it books. It is an unstoppable force of nature and should be revered and celebrated as an icon and international symbol of peace.

I'm not sure what to do this weekend, but I can guarantee that I will let Gene Simmon's Tongue be my guide!

Gene Simmon's Tongue by WayneDarcy September 12, 2009

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Naty Lebron Is Gene Simmon's Daughter

Naty Lebron Is Gene Simmon's Daughter by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

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Naty Lebron AresesisA Gene Simmon's Daughter

Naty Lebron AresesisA Gene Simmon's Daughter by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

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Simon Lo

Simon Lo is a teacher from LSC. He weighs 3000kg and he can't run 100m to catch the 42 bus after school. He is known as the pig that shouts. He makes videos about himself sitting on a chair and call it science lessons. He makes stupid jokes like 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C that is murdering you in chinese.

Student A: Simon Lo is coming!!
Simon Lo: *slams books on table because he too fat can't carry
Student B: WOW!

Simon Lo: If you don't bring homework i will🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C you!!!

Simon Lo by JohnMakFan November 11, 2020

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