you are in a rush to have sex. you fling off all your clothes as fast as possable except for your socks. you know how creepy it feels to be naked with just socks on, but decide that the 2.4 seconds of unbalance that it would take to remove them would eat too far into valuable humping time. the result is socksual intercourse.

girl: ew, you still have your socks on.
guy: i changed 'em yesterday, they're good....socksual intercourse!!!!1

socksual intercourse by jimboween May 23, 2008

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secksual

1) A poor way to spell "Sexual"

2) An unhealthy obsession with Oprah Winfrey

1) "I HAD SECKSUAL INTERCOURSE PLX"

2) "I have a secksual, man."

secksual by SpongebobButtSecks August 4, 2008

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bi-sacksual

What redecks call people who go both ways

lookee at my old lady kissing her sister there, I do beeleave she is bi-sacksual!

bi-sacksual by Yo Mama Osama March 15, 2004

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socksual intercourse

you are in a rush to have sex, you fling off all your clothes as fast as possable except for your socks. you know how creepy it feels to be naked with just socks on, but decide that the 2.4 seconds of unbalance that it would take to remove them would eat too far into valuable humping time. the result is socksual intercourse.

girl: ew, you still have your socks on.
guy: i changed 'em yesterday, they're good....socksual intercourse!!!!1

socksual intercourse by jimboween May 21, 2008

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