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Norwegian Sawhorse 

A Norwegian Sawhorse is a term used to describe a male whose penis has been gnawed off by either a homosexual male or heterosexual female. The homosexual male or heterosexual female whom performed the Norwegian Sawhorse frequently ingest the blood from the penal area, gargling it in their mouth, and then making a neighing sound. It often results in extreme loss of blood from the penal area, as well as detaching part of the penis.
Frank: Hey Bill, do you want to go get a little practice in at the bowling alley?

Bill: Nope, sorry, I can't. Last night my boyfriend gave me a Norwegian Sawhorse and I can hardly walk today. Do you have any triple antibiotic ointment I could borrow?
Someone who gets very sexually excitable when shoes become topic of conversation, or whenever a shoe is sighted
His got shoehorne again, the worse they stink the more excited he becomes, we went to Clark's last week and he shot his load everywhere, the cashier wasn't best pleased
shoehorne by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

sawhorse slider 

the act of bending a person over an object (ie. a sawhorse) so that hands and feet are touching the floor and then moving the penis back and forth through the butt crack so as to achieve sexual pleasure (imagine titty fucking only with a couple of fat ass cheeks)
Did you see the shitter on that critter? I'd love to give her the sawhorse slider!
sawhorse slider by goodcook January 3, 2010

Shithorse 

Mutton: Hoyt, it's leavin' time. We're twenty minutes late!
Trenchie: Shithorse!
Shithorse by Smocko November 5, 2004

Showmosexual

someone in love with, or a devoted fan of, the band Showbread

A term derived from an internet article claiming the band was homosexual (which they are not)

Intended to be used in a fun or joking manor, and not serious in any way.
Have you heard Showbread's new album? I swear, it's turning me into a Showmosexual"
Showmosexual by ShowbreadSuperFan August 15, 2009

snowhore 

Commonly thought of as a "snow princess"; a 'snowhore' is one step further. She is someone who loves to be on the mountain whether it be skiing, or boarding. She rips it up every oppotunity she gets. She is beyond just being a ski bunny...
"She is on the mountain whenever there is a huge dump of snow, what a snowhore!"
snowhore by Tracey Sarah March 19, 2008