shnackled

to completly lose one's acustommed sensory perceptions with on psychedelic drugs.

Bob was so shnackled he was conversing with spirits in other dimensions after he consumed nine 900 micrograms of LSD-25.

shnackled by the shnackledheadaded one June 6, 2004

shaolin shackles 

Unintentionally getting your pubic hair caught, snagged or stuck in a zipper while zipping up your pants or shorts.

The hippy chick that never shaves or grooms herself has the shaolin shackles and now needs a pair of scissors to free her pubic hair from the shorts she is wearing.

shaolin shackles by Reno/flex March 21, 2015

New chains , same shackles 

New chains means that you changed as a person , same shackles means that you still have (problems , depression ect) and that nearly nothing changed , you still feel as you did before the "new chains".

New chains , same shackles (song by $uicideboy$)

New chains , same shackles by Pseudonymuz July 4, 2020

Rusty Shackleford

Alias used by the government paranoid Dale Gribble, Hank Hill's friend on the animated series 'King of the Hill'. He also claims to own Shackleford's birth certificate.

"No, wait! Rusty Shackleford wants a pizza!" - Dale Gribble

Rusty Shackleford by AngeFaitore November 13, 2004

finger shackle

Wedding band or ring

Dude.....check out that hot girl over there. Oh yeah, forgot that you have a finger shackle on.

finger shackle by coldwar September 18, 2010

Shnarklepuff 

Unnecessarily drawing attention to yourself. Often occurs to if someone feels left out of a particular convosation, or are leaving. A shnarklepuff can be a part of convosation, an item of clothing or an action.

'Hey, I'm just going to bed so don't bang your head on the way in'

(after the speaker leaves) 'Dude, that was a massive shnarklepuff'

Suzanne Grange is going shopping!!!
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Examples of non-convosational shnarklepuffing include: grunting whilst doing weights in the gym, wearing a t-shirt with an innuendo written on it, laughing harder and longer than anyone else or putting up pointless facebook statuses(and lots of them).

Shnarklepuff by Yours Truly, August 14, 2010

Shackles 

When a friend is so deep in a relationship he is considered to be "locked up"

Cris: "Yo why wasn't John Michael invited?"
Nick: "Cause he's probably out with Emily again."
Michael: "That man is in shackles."

Shackles by ChickenFDC February 16, 2018