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shivery timber 

The rare occurrence when chills run down a males body and rest onto his fully erect penis. The resulting sensation is that of the penis pleasuring itself.
Damn. I just had one hell of a shivery timber. I need to change now.
shivery timber by The real Joe October 4, 2016

shivery is dead 

It means the long days of winter are over because the arch Angel Gabriel has slain the great demon Lord Shivery of Canada and thus leaving us in a new era of warm and cheer.
Winter isn't comming shivery is dead!
shivery is dead by Lord shivery December 27, 2015

abigail shivery 

a fat ugly cow. She usually farts in the bath tube and eats the bubbles. She also puts hot dogs in her pants to save them for later. and one time she lost three orbies in her vagina, and still to this day cannot find them. Also her nick name is "Guppy" her unclegave her that name after the fucked because she smells like fish
abigail shivery smells worst then my dogs ass

Shiver my nibber 

When its cold outside and you don't have a sweater on and your body starts shivering but also your not racist.
Its so cold outside I'm starting to Shiver my nibber.

Shiver Me Timbers 

Nowadays used in a passive aggressive way (usually by the british) at school or somewhere public when someone tries to act big and bad or naughty when they're really just a try hard.
For example:
Person 1: Talk shit about me one time and I'll batter you - you hear me?
Person 2: Ooh, sorry roadman - I'm so scared - shiver me timbers!

food shivers 

When one consumes too much of one type of food and begins to involuntarily shiver at each new bite
Al got the food shivers when he started his third funnel cake.
food shivers by DrumlineDad December 9, 2015