shit sniffle 

a sniffle used by someone taking a shit in a public restroom to assert dominance and provide the newcomer awareness of his presence. the shit sniffle also entails that he/she was there first, so finish your business in a timely fashion, then get the fuck out so he/she can finish one's shit in peace you dick

I was about to release the flood gates after my chipotle burrito with double meat and extra hot salsa when this little bitch decided to walk in on me in the 4th floor library bathroom, so I laid out a mean shit sniffle to let that pussy know he better get the fuck out in the next 15 seconds or he was probably gonna hear noises and smell things he'd never experienced in his entire lifetime ever again

shit sniffle by realg March 31, 2015

shit sniffer face

Face musicians make during an intense jam session; as if a plate of shit is being held up to their face.

Carter was sportin' a mean shit sniffer face during his drum solo last night.

Todd's got shit sniffer face so bad, it looks like he's dealing with diarrhea.

shit sniffer face by Whammy Sami May 16, 2006

Shit Sniffer 

One who always finds their way into the bathroom after you take a shit.

Hey Sarah, your dads a real Shit Sniffer; every time you leave the bathroom he walks in and acts busy.

Shit Sniffer by Erigos November 1, 2010

Dog Shit Sniffer 

A person who has extremely weird tastes concerning a wide range of things from bizarre social interactions to food, drink and entertainment.

Doug has no discernible discrimination when it comes to many parts of life in general and it's interactions. The guy is undoubtedly a veritable Dog Shit Sniffer.

Dog Shit Sniffer by Za Cosmic Clown May 22, 2019

shit sniffer 

Someone who kisses ass at work.

The only reason Ralph was promoted was becuase he's a shit sniffer.

shit sniffer by eugene February 1, 2004

shit sniffer 

A male homosexual. A faggot. A piece of shit.

John and Jack hold hands while walking down the street, they are shit sniffers.

shit sniffer by kyle August 24, 2003

Shit Sniffer 

A shit sniffer is a person who's on a WHOLE different level of bitchy. You can also use it like this; "shit sniffing ____"

(I suck at making examples lol)
Mike Coxlong: ADMIT DEFEAT YOU'RE NO MATCH AGAINST ME
Abby: ...no stop being weird no one even likes you

Mike Coxlong: I hope you wake up at 3am and stub your fatass toe on the leg of a chair and scream silently in pain as you try to creep up back the stairs with your shitty midnight meal of cotton candy grapes and cheez its, praying to god that your mother didn't hear you from above only to look up and see her up the stairs with her shoe ready to beat her daughter that's a disgraceful Shit Sniffer. The least she would expect is for you to at least sniff shit in a graceful way but no you wouldn't even do that. You're nothing if your mother doesn't accept you.

Shit Sniffer by anti-shit sniffer person August 17, 2020