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shit pull 

When a friend or stranger is sitting down taking a shit in a public bathroom stall, you enter the bathroom and grab the persons legs from under the door and pull them out when they are in the middle of the shit, causing them to get piss and shit all over themselves
Guy 1: hey man, why do you have shit all over your pants

Guy 2: i was in the bathroom and somebody got me with a shit pull

Guy 1: oh yeah, that was me, lol
shit pull by SkytopAllDay April 25, 2010
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Pull up your fucking pants and shit 

1) literally the act of pulling up you fuckin pants an shit

2) Be a man...KMTTTTTTTTTTTT

3) Pull yourself together
Hey, you better pull up your fucking pants and shit, if you wanna go uni!

Pull it out!" "It hurts!" "Shit around it!

Banging that ass and the person needs to take a fat shit without the person knowing. Or animal.
Pull it out!" "It hurts!" "Shit around it!"

Pull it out it
Shit around it.
O.k.

shit puller 

one who tend to cause havoc, or is known to pull 'shit'
"That guy is the biggest shit puller I have ever met."
shit puller by Chad Merwin April 20, 2007

Pulling Shit from Rainbows

To make up or extremely bullshit something so out of this world, that there is only one place one could have received it from and thats a rainbow
Tom: I ran 1 million yards in 2.4 seconds
Me: NO way, how did you do it?
Tom: Haha, its impossible, i'm just pulling shit from rainbows

Pulling shit out of my ass 

When someone is making up a bunch of bull shit right on the spot. Usually done when the person has no idea what they are talking about.
"Who stole my ipod???"

"I don't know maybe some leprechaun, came in the middle of the night and then pranced down the street singing I stole your ipod!"

"WTF??"

"Dude i'm just pulling shit out of my ass, if you wait a little bit i'll get you a bigger pile..."

don't be pulling that shit 

So basically when someone is about to be an actual dumbass
A: I'm about to go bungee jump down the Golden Gate Bridge
B: don't be pulling that shit...*shuck face having ass *