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shadowbathing 

What you do when you've been in the sun for a while, you're hot and/or uncomfortable, and you need some shade. Shadowbathing is the opposite of sunbathing; it results in a nice cool feeling that is comparable to eating a freezepop with your entire body.
Yo Erica, we've been playing frisbee in this heat for four hours...let's break for lunch and do some shadowbathing.

Shadowbating

Phantom masturbation as you see a lot of people use nowadays. The participant acts as if they are masturbating and sometimes concludes with a fake ejaculation. It is usually used as sarcasm or a way to show displeasure. The word is a play on the boxing technique of shadowboxing.
Tom: Rick, you look like a transvestite.
Rick: *acts as if he is masturbating*
Tom: Quit shadowbating.
Shadowbating by Mollywood34 September 27, 2012

Shadowcasting Muskedunder

Extended version of muskedunder:
A privileged way to identify an enormous individual in terms of bodyfat. So large that the individual casts a large shadow over everything in its proximity.
**Shadowcasting Muskedunder rolls by in his electric wheelchair**

Some other dude to his friend:
"Damn! It got really dark so quickly. Is it an ongoing solar eclipse at the moment?"
"Nah man! Look. It's gotta be that Shadowcasting Muskedunder rolling by."