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Seahawked 

When the grossly over-favored team or player in a match becomes the recipient(s) of a historical butt-whoopin that will echo through history.
"Damn, Skeeter Peyton is White Girl Wasted!"

"Yeah, he just not used to Gettin Seahawked!"
Seahawked by rskohawk February 4, 2014

Seahawked 

To steal someones phone whith out them knowing and hack into their facebook page and write an embarrassing profile status.
Did you see Johnnys facebook today? His status said "I just shit my pants in my new car and now the seats are ruined"... hahaha!! He totally got Seahawked by Kara!
Seahawked by angiesdancin July 19, 2011

Seahawked 

Doing something incredible followed by something absolutely retarded.
You totally seahawked it with that chick. You told her how pretty and amazing she was while staring at another chick's ass.
Seahawked by thomaspaine February 1, 2015

Seahawked 

when you leave your phone un attended and someone takes it and writes a rediculous post on your facebook wall without you knowing.
hahaha!! Did you see Bubs' facebook post last night?
It says "If I slept with you within the last month, please contact me- its important.."

He totally got seahawked!
Seahawked by GALVINATOR October 24, 2011

seahawked 

When a sports team should win a game, but finds some ridiculous way to choke, either sending the game into OT, or losing it completely. Can also refer to non-sports activities.

Origin: The always choking Seattle Seahawks.
"Oregon kind of seahawked this one, they should have won"

"I seahawked my driving test when I ran the stop sign at the end."
seahawked by Joe$ April 10, 2006

SeahawksJoe 

A man that all he talks about is the seahawks. Even though he never liked the Seahawks before the became good. Basically the typical Seahawks fan. Always wears Seahawks his jersey.
Person 1: he did you see that guy that talks about the Seahawks.
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: He is SeahawksJoe
Person 2: What a Fag
SeahawksJoe by Youknooowmmeee March 18, 2016