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schnooples

A sweet puppie or dog that dawdles incorrigibly, sniffing aimless on walks. While all dogs love to, and fact need to sniff their environments, in particular traces of other dogs, a schnooples will give the impression of simply not wanting to keep moving along a linear trajectory, of seeking out the convergence of vectors that delineate non-euclidean fields and planes.
Most any dog that appears to be in a distinct non-hurry is a clear candidate for being considered a schnooples.
schnooples by Ross Chansolm July 15, 2010
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schnoodle diving 

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash
brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.
schnoodle diving by tinwillie June 22, 2011

schnoozle 

The act of snuggling while giving each other Eskimo kisses.
We schnoozled for a while on her sofa before her parents came home.
schnoozle by Ojae September 18, 2011

Schnoodle 

a cross between a Schnauser and a Poodle, can also be used to indicate a dog has schnoodle in it
My Cocker Schnoodle is half Cocker Spaniel and half Schnoodle.
Schnoodle by Tromp September 12, 2007

Long Distance Schnoodle 

The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle
Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds

Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up

Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!

Schpoople 

A sport where the objective is to knock the other player down with a ball and stomp on another ball
"dont be sad peter thats why its called schpoople"
Schpoople by Easan Portman January 13, 2009

schmoodles

1. a term of endearment
2. often refers to a cutie
3. very adorable
Girl: Hey schmoodles, how are you.
Boy: Hi muffin, I'm great.
schmoodles by Presti June 24, 2008