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Shayne is a schpeener
schpeener by PeterBirnie August 15, 2021

Hammermaker Schlemmner

What some people call Hammacher Schlemmer -- the catalogue of somewhat unusual (and usually quite expen$ive) products that's been around since 1848.
Hey Dean! I just got the Holiday 2016 copy of the Hammermaker Schlemmner catalogue, and they have a self-heating bathrobe in it! I think I'll get on the blower and order one right now!
Hammermaker Schlemmner by Telephony November 24, 2016

schleinerickis 

Dicks

Good for hiding the fact you called someone a dick
Mum: You haven't done any work today, I'm taking away your Xbox!

Son: Schleinerickis...
schleinerickis by Toothbrushboy August 21, 2017

schleener 

Man, Lisa told me that Tommy is a real schleener.
schleener by Lean Schleen December 8, 2016

schlenergy 

That vibe of energy you get from a guy who walks around knowing he has a massive schlong
That guy over there... I can feel his schlenergy
schlenergy by townhouse69 March 8, 2020
Someone polish, black or an absolute prick.
Shayne is a schpeener
schpeener by PeterBirnie August 15, 2021