scatter-ass

explosive diarrhea that ends up more on the back of the toilet bowl and the seat than in the water.

that food in zama sure gave me scatter-ass

scatter-ass by cua0 September 20, 2007

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Ass Spatter

When somebody in your office building sprays fecal matter on the adjacent shower partition.

Looks like Todd ass spattered the shower again last time he dropped butt nuggets. Dude has some sort of disorder!

Ass Spatter by MJH3 January 11, 2010

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Someone who pulls stats out of their ass and proclaims them as truth.

"Dustin said that 78% of facebook users are female and 22% are male."
"Pfft, you can never trust what he says, total ass-statter."

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When someone takes a dump and it blows all over the walls and in some cases, the ceiling.

Rachael: what happened in the bathroom?

Rick: she couldn't make it in time and she shatterass everywhere.

Rachael: gross!

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