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The fact that so many books still name the Beatles "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success: the Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worth of being saved.
The fact that so many books still name the Scaruffi "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success: the Scaruffisold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Scaruffi did anything worth of being saved.
scaruffi by banjoman franklin February 8, 2014
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neck scruffing 

To pick up an animal by the scruff of the neck.
Psychologically, neck scruffing works well on ferrets as a way of telling them "Hey, I am your new parental figure; you need to listen to me".

Scruffin' The Muffin

The act of cunnilingus performed by a male with beard stubble.
"Hey Jess, has Brad gone down on you yet?"

"Yeah girl but he didn't shave so it hurt a little."

"Ew. He was Scruffin' The Muffin?"

"LOL! Yes! Girl you cray-cray."

scruffing 

Scruffing is a sexual fetish and is generally practiced between two men. Scruffing is most commonly performed as a somewhat sado-masochistic forplay act and is usually coupled with fellatio. Though it first made it's appearance in the gay BDSM, leather, and bathhouse scenes it has begun growing in popularity in recent years. The act is performed by one partner stretching the scrotum of the reciever and using their chin stubble to "Scruff" the recievers scrotum. This causes a variable reaction dependant upon the disposition of the recieving partner. Prolonged scruffing can lead to discomfort and chaffing. Though this is primarily a homosexual act it can be performed man to woman though with the hightened sensitivity of the labia and clitoris it is not as common.
See definition. The scruffing procedure usually follows an up and down motion as if the performing partner is nodding yes.
scruffing by Chumborg September 30, 2006

scruffing 

Scruffing

Noun

(campkitchen definition) - Using the remaining stuffing from the previous night's thankscamping celebration as a part of scrambled eggs for an easy quick breakfast the next day. The ingredients of the stuffing, pork sausage, apple, bread, etc., make for an excellent breakfast and can be ate in a tortilla, from a cup or bowl or plate.
Who is going to make the scruffing for breakfast?
scruffing by FirstLady November 30, 2013

scruffilufugus

A man with a "scruffy" appearance. Often includes uncombed hair, long or scraggly beard, wrinkled clothes, etc.
You're never gonna get a woman with that scruffilufugus look.

I don't know, Derek told me about a Whorangutang at his school.

scruffies 

when a man does not have a full looking beard or mustache, but has more than a 5'o'clock shadow.
That guy is so hot! I just don't know how he always has scruffies.
scruffies by nativepride2010 August 3, 2007