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Samit samit
Yes papa?
Watching hentai?
No papa!
Telling lies?
No papa!
Show me your history
*anime sex noises*
Hey samit, samit samit samit troll face epic meme
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verb To samit
When a student robs a teacher's flash drive (with all the answers to tests and quizzes) directly from his/her computer and then uses it to cheat on tests within that class. While passing it on to fellow students who eventually snitch him; which ultimately lead to a student's suspension.
"Hey the teacher left his flash drive on the computer."
"Hey don't pull a Samit!"
Samit by David578593 June 13, 2009
Cleveland Suburb Slang. (v) The act of putting forth a lackluster effort in regards to picking up women. Usually accompanied by mental obsession and extreme sexual frustration.
Man, dont Samit tonight.
This will be so funny, watch me Samit this chick.
Samit by RickyDee August 16, 2006
An unfunny wannabe celeb who listens to Pink Floyd.
omg he's so cool he should try standup, such a Samit

dude his personality trait is listening to music, what a Samit
samit by rajabeta April 6, 2020
Samit is basically a genius who everyone looks upto and admires to death. If you don't like him, you can go piss off.
Samit is a true genius of his time
Samit by dumbname01234 November 22, 2021
My name is Samit Nayak and i have inflammed anal cancer due to the repeated use of dildos and other animal genitalia. Yes i shit myself in my history GCSE paper 2 and everyone heard
Samit by SamitNTakesBigDic May 26, 2025