rusty sneeze

A sneeze so powerful that it causes one to shit thy pants. Similar to a snart, yet messier. Can be used in both noun and a verb form.

Gee whiz! After last night a snart would have been understandable, but that rusty sneeze completely caught me off guard. Let me get a towel.

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Rusty Sneeze

When a nasty hagatha looking bitch sneezes and because she's so full of shit her snot comes out looking like rust.

Dude, did you hear Sheryl? She just let out a Rusty Sneeze, stupid bitch.

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