ranch drunk 

(adverb) (chiefly Australian) - The most intoxicated due to alcohol it is possible to get without the consequence of actual death, or, death related problems. Usually used as a static definitive reference point for intoxication.

Mike: "I was in the city last night"
Ross: "Yeah? Were you drunk?"
Mike: "Yeah, but i wasn't ranch drunk".

ranch drunk by Ross the Sauce November 2, 2006

Ranchdunk 

A cursed event that only occurs once in a millennium. It's a gathering of senders for a weekend of straight consumption and dunking.

Ranchdunk is officially open for business

Pull up Ranchdunk.

Ranchdunk by 3er January 19, 2021