A person falling in love with another, however that “other” likes someone’s who isn’t them. Which that person likes another person. And yet that person has a crush on someone else, which that someone else happens to like the first person. Be prepared, unexpected summer crushes could ruin a party if not handled carefully.
An absolute chad. Quandingle Dale is the main character. Quandingle dale will fix your fatherless family situation, and give you the life you always dreamed of, because he's just that godly.
Noteworthy members of the Dale family include:
-Quandingle, of course
-Hitler
-Barack O Bama
-George Floyd
-Anne Frank
-Michelle Obama
The Dale family originated during the civil war period. They single-handedly turned the tide of battle by drowning the opposition in cum. Abraham Lincoln, another member of the Dale family, became president of the USA. After many generations, Quandingle himself is helping humanity,
Quadrangle is an aggressive sexual act whereby the "catcher" is so viciously dominated by the "pitcher", they are forced to walk home in the star-fished position or the quadrangle with arms and legs extended obliquely.