quacklision 

2 or more ducks colliding or getting into a collision.

I saw a quacklision in the pond the other day.

quacklision by Ben Jaskoski May 13, 2005

nurse quacktitioner

A nurse who thinks she is a doctor.

Nurse: "I subscribe to professional medical journals! I am a nurse practitioner!!!"
Me: More like 'nurse quacktitioner' to me.

nurse quacktitioner by JRSchwartz March 5, 2019

quacklishon 

when two or more ducks culide

it was a four duck quacklishon

quacklishon by hellzo March 11, 2005

quacklison 

when two ore more ducks colide

there was a quacklison

quacklison by hellzo May 13, 2005

Quacktitioner

A person who specializes in performing woo; e.g, naturopathy, “healing” crystals, ear candling, etc.

Maggie visited her Quacktitioner to get her chakras straightened out.

Quacktitioner by Tilleroon December 30, 2024