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pussy tap 

1. Sex life 2. The equivalent amount of how much a person or group of person is getting laid. Pussy referring of course to the woman's reproductive organ, derived from to common expression "getting pussy" (getting laid).
1. Hey Steve, how's the pussy tap?
Not bad, I'm getting more pussy than Charlie Sheen!
2. Ever since I came back from Japan the pussy tap has really run dry.
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Pussy-on-tap 

Role of wife, girlfriend, live-in etc ..
I have no need to go to the bar, I can stay home, I have pussy-on-tap.

The Pussy Tape

Popular slang name for the widely viewed Access Hollywood Tape in which the 45th POTUS shamelessly brags about grabbing women’s pussies whenever he wants to because of his own wealth and fame.
Sure I’ve seen the Pussy Tape, innumerable times, and E. Jean Carroll has finally succeeded in forcing this lying old scumbag to have to pay to play.

tap some puss

Putting your penis into a womans vagina.
Hey Fred, are you ready to tap some puss with me tonight?
tap some puss by Woom February 19, 2011