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pussy cafe 

1. where horny, rich and desperate single/unhappily married men go to have sex with prostitutes.

also known as whorehouse or brothel

2. showrooms in developed and trendy asian countries where many cute and adorable cats are pampered in luxury for the public to visit.
1.
Peter the Cheater: hey babe, im fukn hungry down here.
im gna go head off to the pussy cafe for a quick munch.

Naive abused girlfriend: Ohh ok, can i come too? im hungry too.

Peter the Cheater: No, bitch make me a sandwich for when i get back.

Naive abused girlfriend: but i thought u were going out for some food?

Peter the Cheater: Yeah i love you too, bye!

*runs*

2.

Natalie: I just wana go to Japan, i hear they got the best pussy cafes there. They all look so gorgeous and pretty!!

Tony: ..... yayer lets go!!!
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pussycakes 

Someone who possesses the characteristics of a pussy and/or someone who gives excuses to get out of doing shit.
Mick: "Hey Bret, wanna play football with us?"
Bret: "I'm too sore to play football..."
Mick: "Awwwww... Pussycakes!"
pussycakes by TroyBradshaw November 11, 2009

pussycake 

Eating a girl out on her period and the more you squeeze, the more blood comes out like strawberry icing.
Sky: "Ion wanna eat you out, gimme that pussycake bitch."
pussycake by lighteninq June 7, 2020

Pussycake 

Something you may not be that often
You may not be a pussycake that often.

pussycake 

a person who acts in a very lame or retarded manner
stop being a pussycake and let me drive
pussycake by Mike March 29, 2005

Pussycake 

The sweetest tasting cake ever. Great for any occasion or just because it’s tuesday.
I asked my friend if they had any plans for the weekend. They responded simply by saying, “mmm-mmm, some mighty fine tasting pussycake”
Pussycake by thefriendlybull April 19, 2022

pussycake 

somebody who who eats not only pussy but ass from the back
dude i’m the pussycake king bruh!! kesha was all bout my shit last nught
pussycake by dookiestinkabutt November 22, 2022