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Proclaimers limit 

The maximum workable distance for a long distance relationship. It is 1000 miles as specified in the Proclaimers song I'm Gonna Be which is the maximum distance one would walk to be with their lady.
Dude 1: I've been in a relationship with this girl but she's in New York and I'm in LA, it's really hard.
Dude 2: Yeah, that's a lot more than Proclaimers limit, that relationship might not work out, I'm sorry bro.
Dude 1: wha?

Dude 2: Proclaimers limit it's how far you'd walk to fall down at her door, it's 1000 miles...
Dude 1: oh man! I wish I knew, I guess it's time to move on...

the proclaimers 

A Scottish band most famous for the songs I'm gonna be (500 miles) and I'm on my way.
I would walk 500 miles/ and I would walk 500 more/ just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles to fall down at your door- The Proclaimers

self proclaimed genius 

A self proclaimed genius is a person that thinks they either know everything, or that they are all that and a bag of chips.
A self proclaimed genius, she bragged about her IQ of 160, and the A on the World History Finals.

proclaigerizing 

Guy 1:I think discord is down
Guy 2:yeah wtf it says "proclaigerizing the network"
proclaigerizing by NickW275 March 28, 2020

Tis what thy maiden proclaimed! 

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dude thats never gonna fit. you should try another entrance."

Robin Hood - "Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!"

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dammit"

self proclaimed 

Giving your self a kind of secret title that others may not agree about
Paul is self proclaimed the worlds best dancer
self proclaimed by hint December 30, 2014