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powerdock 

verb

similar to the practice of docking, powerdocking is when you dock with another man, tape the penises together, and then box. Technically, the winner is the first one to knock the other out, but practically, no one wins in this sad spectacle.
"let's dock"
"no fuck that let's powerdock"
"no shut the fuck up that's disgusting"
powerdock by i<32powerdock March 25, 2010

powerlock 

to powerlock someone is when u take their lock and put it on their locker backwards so they have to bed down and put in their combo in a more difficult way. usually friends will powerlock each other but sometimes its just random people who see your lock open
omg her locker's open. let's go powerlock her!
powerlock by cuzimcool96 April 9, 2011

Powercock  

A cock so powerful that with every thrust, the woman getting it will orgasm four consecutive times. If she recieves more than ten thrusts in one month, it may cause her to enter a coma and possibly result in a violent death after going coo coo for powercock.
"Poor Rachel, she didn't know it was a powercock . Hey, are you coming to the funeral this Sunday?"
Powercock by Lovin dat Ass April 28, 2007

Powdercrack Syndrome 

When your 🍑 gets extremely sweaty, so you stuff all the baby powder, cotton balls, and toilet paper in the house in your buttcrack but it still won’t get dry. I hate it, and I’m pretty sure you do too.
1: Are you coming to the party tonight?

2: Nope, I have powdercrack syndrome

Powercock 

powercocking is high intensity wingmanning when multiple guys are needed to help their fellow man secure a bone with an exceptionally hot girl.
Dude 1: Dude, I’m going out with Sylvie tonight, the bitch is so hot I don’t know how to close.
Dude2: Sounds like we need to get the boys together and powercock that bitch!
Powercock by walrus316 April 15, 2012

pondercock 

What all the women who visit the Ponderosa on Bonanaza are always trying to get.
She really likes Little Joe - she’s after his Pondercock
pondercock by Wishak78 November 29, 2023