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port-o-potty 

One of the best features of any construction site. They are mainly used as a portable restroom for workers, but after dark they have alot more uses. One can run up to them and tip them over in an activity called port-o-tipping. Fireworks can be lit inside of them, in hopes that it won't catch fire, and they can also be ridden down large grassy hills. They usually smell like shit and are crawling with disease.
Hellraiser 1: Dude, there's a port-o-potty. You know the drill!

Hellraiser 2: I know, tip it, toss in a few Black Cats, and get the fuck outta there!
port-o-potty by TZR July 6, 2005
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Port-O-Potty Pete 

One who fucks in a Port-O-Potty.
(doesn't matter if they are named Pete)
Billy: Hey Melanie, lets go in this stink hole of a bathroom and fuck like rabbits.
Melanie: Uh, OK, tee-hee.

Puerto Rican Port-o-Potty 

To take a shit in a girl's cunt
"So i was in bed with my girlfriend when i discovered that i had to take a shit, so i gave her a Puerto Rican Port-o-Potty by smushing her vag to my asshole and i laying a hot terd." said Julio

Panamanian Port-O-Potty 

You go to a convenience store and get the an XL Blue Slushy. You drink the whole thing then go down on your girl for like 15 minutes.Get her good and excited, when she asks you to put it in you just piss on her.
I think I’ll stop by 7-11 on the way home, someone’s getting a Panamanian Port-O-Potty tonight!

porto potty mouth 

1.Gets shit on and doesn't understand who the shit is on and tries to talk back with the same insult with a bit more sass but it doesn't work.
2.Will take any pill or smoke any bathsalt but never gets high just yells stupid gross stuff like a spaz.
Yo listen you ! You are too dumb to be here I dont want to hear your porto potty mouth.

portopottyphobia 

fear of being traped in a dirty portopotty. result in fear of mobile toilets, and public washroom. side affect are sweating, heavy breathing, nervousness, shacking, and stress.
this is a very lethel condition and can cause arthrities, and early death
man walkes out of a portopotty. you: watch out! you might get portopottyphobia!
portopottyphobia by vitoman123 November 24, 2020