poonejob 

a brown skinned thing that wears towwels on their head and worship things that grow out of their asses and blow eachother up with bombs

ex1: Welcome to the quicky-mart

ex2: where to?

poonejob by SIC April 11, 2004

Poonejob 

Suicide bomber. Towel wearing and smelly.

- We went to go to the store but it blew up and we saw a poonejob fly out.

Poonejob by Mike4325654645 March 12, 2009

poonjobcholie 

one of the WORST possible terms you could ever call someone even worse then cunt

damn, bubba called me a poonjobcholie man

poonjobcholie by ant lop September 5, 2011

Poonjob 

The female version of a blowjob.

I'll give you a poonjob!

Poonjob by ilikebicycles October 10, 2010

Poonjob 

Poonjob:

It's like Nigger for Indians!

(now available at your local convinience store)

(read in funny indian accent)
Samir: What is up my Poonjob
Ankesh: you a crazy Poonjob
Samir: Poonjob please, I ain't nobody's Poonjob
Ankesh: Bitch, you my dirty stinking Poonjob.
Samir: Go fuck a goat

Poonjob by The Lonliest Monk August 1, 2007

Phonejob 

When you set your phone on vibrate and ask someone to text you repeatedly, giving you the illusion of a virtual Handjob.

Jacob: Paul what are you doing?!

Paul: Oh my girlfriends texting me, she's giving me a Phonejob.

Phonejob by Peppered January 21, 2014

poonjob 

A total fuck up, basically a total fuckup.

"That dudes a fucking poonjob."

poonjob by J-NUTS January 3, 2006