poon slap

the act of pulling out a semi hard dong out of a vagina and then slapping the girl in the side of the face with your sloppy dong.

"Hey, you suck at doing my dong!! Its time for a poon slap biatch"

Bitch isn't performing.
Time for a poon slap.

poon slap by Diggity Doctor May 30, 2007

Poon Slap

The act of completely destroying somebody figuratively or literally slapping someone with/or in the vagina

I beat that idiot in dodgeball by so much that I poon slapped his ass.
When I was fucking her she wanted me to fist her so I poon slapped her.

Poon Slap by poonslapper6969 December 13, 2016

poonslapper 

The one committing an act of poonslap.

Holy shit, Knope is such a goddamn poonslapper! He may have poonsmashed!

poonslapper by sembms June 15, 2011

poonslap 

To poonslap is to participate in the act of courting, wooing, seducing, or otherwise inciting the interest of someone of the opposite sex; also known as poonslapping. Eventually it should lead the so-called "poonslapper" to get laid.

Dude, E-Tom is such a fucking poonslapper!
Did you read that IM conversation? Bro, that was an epic poonslap!

poonslap by sembms June 15, 2011