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polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men 

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.
Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."
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bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch

Someone who has never made a decision in their life.
Nina: I'm a bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch.
Sally: Pick a side already!

Pansexual (or sometimes Polyamorous) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Pansexual (or sometimes Polyamorous)

polyamorous pansexual 

A person who loves without limits. A person whose romantic and sexual love is not limited to a specific number of gender/sex.
Naomi is a polyamorous pansexual. She loves her anchor, Josh, but she also loves Jonathan and Imani. She is in a happy, loving relationship with all of them.
polyamorous pansexual by Naomi...Duh September 7, 2016

polyamorous 

The state of having multiple sexually or romantically committed relationships at the same time, with the consent of all partners involved.
“Polyamorous communities emphasize love and honesty in their multi-partner relationships.”
“My polyamorous friend got me in a mess of trouble again” - Breaking Benjamin “Polyamorous”
polyamorous by flanker December 15, 2004

polyamorous 

Means "Many Loves". It means having multiple commited relationships with people you are mutally in love with, and everyone wants it to be that way.

This is not to be confused with swinging or multiple relationships, where you are sleeping with the other people or they are friends with bennies, whom you love. That is called non-monogamy, and to say it is polyamory is a lie.
"I told Brad I'm in love with him, and my husband Rick is very happy for us."
"That's cheating!"
"No, we're polyamorous. You can only cheat on rules that exist. We don't have an agreement to be exclusive. But an example of me cheating would be to not tell Rick that I'm in love, because the rule of honesty is right up there with the rule that the primary relationship comes first"
"I could never do that. I'm too jealous"
"Then don't."
"Are you sleeping with both these guys?"
"Now that I'm in love with both of them, yes. But you don't have to be having sex to be polyamorous, because what it means is that you are mutually in love with more than one person at a time. Most people do sleep with those they love, but sex is not what makes you poly"
polyamorous by Saxophone April 4, 2008

polyamorous 

when you date/ are married to multiple people at a time
person 1: hey, how is your wife?
person 2: which one? Jolene or Hannah?
person 1: wait? you have more than one wife? isnt that cheating?
person 2: nah, its called being polyamorous
person 1: uhm no, its called being a cheater
person 1: if youre married to two people at a time, its called cheating! does Jolene even know youre maried to Hannah?!
person 2: yup! and she is okay with it! she has her other husband as well!
person 2: the only way fot these relationships to work is honesty, so we tell eachother everything
person 1: wow, okay then, sorry i judged you
person 2: its cool...
person 2: and Jolene and Hannah are fine by the way