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a brand of condoms.
considered more pleasureable.
condom
i used a playtex condom.
playtex by Ayeesha November 28, 2003

Playtex Punch 

bitch slapping someone across the face with a bloody tampon.
"If Billie doesn't shut up, Erin is going to playtex punch her"
Playtex Punch by jenafur10 August 20, 2011

Playtex Piston 

When two men or women get on all fours with their anuses pressed together and push a lubed tampon back and forth between their rectums.
Don't throw that used tampon away, me and Bob want to do the Playtex Piston.
Playtex Piston by Firepants McGee November 21, 2024

playtest 

It refers to a short period of time when Battlebit server are open. This is way more addicting than cocaine and extended exposure can lead to BWD. Players that are addicted will hop on dev stream crying for a "playtes" (short version of playtest, a typical symptom of BWD)
Surgeon 1: Why are you leaving?! We are about to perform a surgical operation
Surgeon 2: I'm sure the patient can wait a couple of hours, there is a playtest about to start
playtest by playtes when May 20, 2022
A combination of the words "play" and "apex"

It means to play Apex Legends, the hit battle royale game of the century.
John: Hey, want to play some Apex Legends?

Robert: No no, do you want to playpex?

John: I see what you did there.
Playpex by HIGHMANofaFAR April 16, 2021

Playtext 

N. A text message from someone having PMS (PMT).

V. Playtexting. The act of sending a playtext.
Person 1: "Hey why is your wife sending me all these nasty messages?"
Person 2: "oh, she's playtexting everyone"
Person 1: "Dude, is it that time of the month?"
Person 2: "Yep. Ironic word eh?"
Playtext by 808Curt August 6, 2011