pirate smoker Share definition Flag A slang term for a homosexual male. Many groups take offense to it's use, mainly pirates. Yarr, if ye be a pirate smoker then ye are welcome on our ship, though ye won't be smokin' any of us. pirate smoker by Jethro December 6, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the pirate smoker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch