pine pony 

n. "the bench;" the bench team sports players sit on during gameplay. To "ride the pine pony" means to sit out of a game because of an injury, a suspension, or, especially, because a player sucks.

"His torn ACL has him riding the pine pony until next season."

pine pony by wayfarer April 30, 2005

Pine Pony 

when you feeling salty, or stupid,

"Awl man i just lost this game in spades", You on that Pine Pony.

Pine Pony by Taylor November 24, 2003

riding the pine pony

An expression when an athlete must sit on the bench and not participate in a sporting event. Various reasons include poor performance, injury, illness, or in the case of students athletes, incapable of maintaining required academic levels in school.

Greg: That's why I love being goalie. Always know my place in the pipes.

Les: (chuckles) You're riding the Pine Pony pal. Julie's one, you're two.

Greg: I'm the backup?! How could he do this to me?!

riding the pine pony by KnightofNerdom May 9, 2019