phytophiliac

No, it's not urban slang, but since the online dictionary everyone uses to try and look these things up doesn't have an entry, I'll define it here.

Phytophiliac (n.) someone who demonstrates phytophilia -- a sexual attraction to plants.

1: "Lou is such a tree-hugger..."

2: "damn phytophiliacs"

1: "LOL"

by nerd January 9, 2005

Photophilia

Preferring sex in a bright room, typically because other people are watching.

She has photophilia, so we pointed large spotlights at our bed as we made out and nearly blinded each other with all the light. It was so hot.

by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

pyrophiliac

One who is aroused by fire and the act of burning things.

"The fire gave frank a raging hardon at the campfire"-Person one
"Yah I think he's a pyrophiliac."

by Eric Swartz November 19, 2007

phytophilia

One who has sex with plants, also called Dendrophilia, but that usually refers to trees.

"Poison Ivy totally had Phytophilia"

by Phytophiliac May 24, 2014

Philophiliac

A philophiliac is a person who likes to sleep with dead philosophers. Because of this disease they are often found to be hanging around graveyards (especially at night). Berkeley’s grave has been dug up numerous times and is one of the hardest hit philosophers. Yet despite this, sightings of philophiliacs are rare and often do not provide any conclusive evidence of their identities. Whilst the problem is a fairly recent on, graves all over the globe have been affected. Ayer and Turing have both had their graves desecrated and as a result Searle has been put into high security to ensure that nobody attempts to kill him with the intention of ‘visiting’ his grave later. Obviously this is a serious problem and the people who suffer from it need psychiatric help. Nevertheless, should you see a suspicious figure lurking around a philosopher’s grave, please ring the police.

Over there by the grave! Is it a dog? Is it a mourner? No, it's a philophiliac!

by The Real Captain Philosophy February 21, 2011

pyrophiliac

somebody who is attracted to having sex while on fire or with someone who is on fire, or both at the same time.

Person 1: Did you hear? Jenny is a pyrophiliac.
Person 2: What the hell is a pyrophiliac
Person 1: Idk, some dumbass wrote about it on urban dictionary

by The Answer Is 9 November 4, 2021