Philism 

A religion of Dr. Phil. Which the religion was around in the Gamer Time Period.

Mum: Son get ready , we have to go to church to hear our Father Dr.Phil speak his words of Philism.
Bob: okey mummey. Ok Timmy I gtg to church.
Timmy : bye babe

Philism by 🅱ohn_the_🅱emer April 19, 2019

philism 

The religion of worshiping Dr. Phil. Usually this religion encourages people to express their feelings to anyone, even strangers.

Philism is my religion.

philism by Lulwut? November 10, 2007

philism 

A word, concept or insight created by the real mirroring cockhead....

#1 - I swear you just made that word up you fucknut!

#2 - No shit; get a pen and write that shit down, you've just been enlightened by a philism....

philism by the real mirroring cockhead March 20, 2009

Philism 

A phrase that is believed to be clever or insightful by the person saying it, but in actuality it is pure gibberish.

Did you hear what he just said? That's the Philism for today!

"Maybe the word 'grateful' is an oxymoron for people like us"

Philism by acadia_pinecone August 8, 2012

Philism 

Philism is the official holy religion for the gaycornerlads Phil, the 3rd son of Jesus. All hail Phil, he is the one, he is the life, he is love.

I SUPPORT PHILISM PRAY FOR PHILL

Philism by PHIHIUGHLHIHIK March 24, 2019

Philism 

Being excessively proud of oneself; vain.

Person: You're really handsome
Phil: Yeah tell me something I don't know
Person: You're such a Phil
Phil: It's called Philism baby

Philism by crunkcoco513 May 14, 2018

Philism 

The purest of pure bollocks. A series of random words are fed into a slot machine of a brain, an individual pulls the lever by initiating a dialogue, and, in return, receives a story that bears no relation to any form of reality. An inane practice heavily influenced by dog walking.

Individual, "Did you see Coca Cola's shares have plummeted over the course of the euros". Philism, "Well I actually met the founder of Coca Cola on the planet Saturn in 2311, and he told me that the next big thing would be laceless shoes".

Philism by Harry Handle June 24, 2021