pflaume

German slang for "cunt".

Translates literally to "plum."

Woman: You speak German? Teach me something!
Man: Zieg mir diene pflaume.
Woman: What does that mean?
Man: Hello, Sunshine.

pflaume by Crumpets July 19, 2009

Zeig mir deine pflaume 

Words of wisdom by the hottes German guitar player ecer.

Interviewer: Can you say something in German?
Tom:Zeig mir deine pflaume!
Interviewer: What does that mean?
Bill: Hey sunshine!

Zeig mir deine pflaume by kaulitz_baby January 10, 2011

Pflaumed 

The process of being succumbed, without prior consent, to various events or ideas/suggestions by one, Brandon Pflaum.

I can't believe I went and saw that movie. What a waste of 2 hours. I really got Pflaumed.

Pflaumed by Flschbrger October 13, 2011

Pflaumer 

A teacher who thinks they know what they're doing, but 99.9% of the time, is clueless. Uses brain rot terms incorrectly, and likely will bribe students to make them do work. Often a younger teacher, commonly regarded as a bitch, or a tryhard

"Dude...that teacher is SUCH a Pflaumer..."

Pflaumer by Young Nut February 20, 2025

Plaumer 

A teacher who thinks they know what they're doing, but 99.9% of the time, is clueless. Uses brain rot terms incorrectly, and likely will bribe students to make them do work. Often a younger teacher, commonly regarded as a bitch, or a tryhard

"Dude...that teacher is SUCH a Plaumer..."

Plaumer by Young Nut February 20, 2025