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petracon 

A Petracon is a person who lacks coordination, a sense of style, and is often times very geeky, nerdy, and/or dorky. Hiking your pants above your waist, calling shoes sneakers, wearing a Fannie pack, and being socially awkward are just a few of the many characteristics of your neighborhood Petracon. Odds are, most petracons aren't aware, or simply don't care that they are this way.
Look at that petracon walking like a dinosaur and looking like Napoleon Dynamite. I doubt he's ever been laid.
petracon by Sanfuksky November 26, 2013
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Jeremy Petrachonis 

Abstract Artist, who's known for his unique and original style, which deals with patterns, designs, and illusions.
Dude! That design looks like something you'd see from Jeremy Petrachonis! Absolute mindfuck!
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Jeremy Petrachonis 

Abstract Artist, who’s known as the “The Abstract Rocker,” due to his lifestyle and appearance.
If you’re looking for the real deal, as an artist, in the modern era, then look no further than Jeremy Petrachonis! His work is incredible! Absolute mindfuck!

Petrocon 

A secretive meeting of important people to plan a revolt or change.

Origin - In 2003, a group of people called 'HELP EARTH' were using violent ways to save the environment. They planned on taking down the oil buisnesses. A Petrocon was then held in April to try to find a way to stop 'HELP EARTH'.
Example 1- Me and my friends held a Petrocon to try and stop the robbers from getting inside the house.
Example 2 (from the origin above)- Leaders of the oil buisness held a Petrocon to try and stop 'HELP EARTH'.
Petrocon by ABulverist April 13, 2017

petacona 

Petaca
feminine noun
1. cigarette case

2. hip flask

3. suitcase

Petaca pay-tah’-cah
noun
1. A trunk or chest covered with hides or leather; a covered hamper.

2. A case for keeping cigars or fine-cut tobacco (de cigarrillos).

3. Hump.

noun
4. Short squat person (rechoncho). (Ante Meridian & Latin American)

5. Lazy person (vago).
que mueva las petacas .. muy sensual las petacas
petacona
petacona by baybii3 December 29, 2010