petercation 

Sometimes you can wear out your wang by overworking it. In these times it's good to give your wedding tackle a break so send it on a petercation! Maybe it needs full spa treatment with an essential oil rubdown. Or it could just need a quick nap before returning to action. Either way take care of your gentleman sausage so that it doesn't peter out at the wrong time. A happy, healthy, and well rested unit will return the favor by pulling overtime during those extended log jamming sessions.

Last night Mary really wanted to burn the midnight oil with an extended rump-humpin', love making session. Sadly, my man muscle wasn't up to challenge after I watched the Naughty Nurses marathon so I'm sending Mr. Happy on a petercation. A nice soothing massage with some kanuka oil and a little rest and I'll be able to jim-jam Mary's boo-hole until the rooster crows!

petercation by KudaMuda November 19, 2014

percation 

perpetual or permanent vacation

Some would like to win the big lottery so they could be all rich and powerful – while others, such as I, would just wanna take the dough and go on percation.

percation by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 11, 2012

Peneration 

Verb: The action of sticking one's pinky finger in person's sphincter.

"Dude I did the 'Shocker' to her!"
"Was it weird?"
"Kinda, it was the peneration that was weird, sweet none the less"

Peneration by PIC: The Shocker April 20, 2010

Petargational 

To describe someone who is stupid, but without any actual mental setbacks. A fancy alternative for the standard words such as; Stupid, idiot, dumbass, etc. It will make them feel even more stupid because they most likely, will not know the word.

"You're so petargational"
''You're such a petar."
"Petarga much?"

Can be pronounced two ways;
Pe-tarh-gate-ional
Pa-tarh-gate-ional

Petargational by Ratthecreator August 18, 2021