parkertown 

A very small town located next in the middle of Tuckerton and West Creek. People that live in Parkertown claim they live in WC because it's very close and everyone feels the need to be considered a piney in order to be cool. Parkertown is the very town where Sara got the name "anal princess"(someone who enjoys anal sex) but was later promoted to "anal queen" . Parkertown is completely pointless..it's just a "drive by" town. there is absolutely nothing to do there. People from tuckerton and parkertown walk for miles just to chill at the skatepark with the pineys and the girls gawk at shitty scumbags ride their bikes badly. The greatest thing within 5 miles of Parkertown would be the floodgates..the leach filled swimming hole, which is now closed down. probably because of scummy assholes. if you try to swim at the floodgates.. you will be shot by the man who lives across the street. just wait till he dies to come to parkertown.

ocean: yo sara..wanna bone??
sara: sure. but i only take it up the butt.
ocean: shit. that hole's too loose.

guy: yo wanna go to parkertown?
girl: what can we do there man?
guy: idk what youre gonna do in parkertown.. but i'll be boning saras asshole.

parkertown by a mystic islander. August 27, 2009

parkerson 

Described as a brawny man with quite a large cock. Usually proclaims that people are gay. Thinks outside the box and knows a plethora of sexual facts, jokes, etc. Feel free calling this person daddy because he is a patriarchal beacon of light. You can pretty much refer to this person as a god.

Oh my shit dude you’re basically a Parkerson!
Or
Yo dude chill out! Use a Parkerson state of mind!

parkerson by stayfrosty42069 December 29, 2017

parktown boy

A man of stature and gentlemanly conduct who can rebel to survive when the time calls. Who is superior to jeppe scum and kes girls in all ways

For example
Ryan- I want to go to the gym but you know what. Habashwe

Man- the party is dull. Why are we here
Parktown boy-lets go across the road to the parktown party
Man- that sounds sick. Arise

parktown boy by White zulu boy December 2, 2014

packerton 

rest in peace Caden Fritz #LLC 10-30-19

packerton-caden fritz

packerton by byron226 October 30, 2019

parktown prawn 

An big ugly insect looking halfway between a cockroach and a grasshoper. Named after a part of Joburg.

Man, check out the kitchen, it's crawling with parktown prawns.

parktown prawn by Jaapie July 5, 2007

Parktown Boy

A boy of great respect and holds himself up with gentlemanly conduct. With great spirit and a deep love for school that reveals an African spirit from deep down. A Parktown Boy(Lion) is one of the most rare species of school boys you can find , unlike a Jeppe Boy(Zebra) and the typical KES Boy(TeddyBear).
Although interactions with girls and Parktown Boys are slim , beware not to get him near your girl.

Parent: A boy just helped me with my luggage. How polite.

KESParent: He's probably a Parktown Boy:(

Guy: Can I have your number?
Girl: Are you from Parktown?
Guy: No.
Girl: Bye.

Parktown Boy by Miles the thrift.junkie January 26, 2018

joanna parkerson 

A jerk who thinks their a big shot but can't spell

She is such a joanna parkerson

joanna parkerson by L1lTroll August 31, 2016