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p e r f e c t i o n 

Emily is p e r f e c t i o n .

p e r f e c t. 

Ray <3
Ray is absolutely p e r f e c t.
p e r f e c t. by Wondercat123 September 23, 2021

P.E.R.F.E.C.T. 

P is for 'Priceless', the look upon your faces
E is for 'Extinction', all your puny races
R for 'Revolution', which will be televised
F is for how fucked you are, now allow me to reprise...
E is for 'Eccentric', just listen to my song
C is for 'Completion', that I've waited for so long!
T is for the 'Terror', upon you I'll bestow...
Some Bug Guy: *Chuckles* My name is P.E.R.F.E.C.T. Cell. And I'd like to say...
Hello.
P.E.R.F.E.C.T. by 1 Deleted Account December 24, 2023

yd. ;gjt xpr,b urq hgml.e rk.p yd. na'f eri 

When you try to type "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' but for some reason microsoft decides to randomly switch your keyboard layout from dvorak to qwerty
yd. ;gjt xpr,b urq hgml.e rk.p yd. na'f eri seriously, again?

yd. 'gcjt xpr,b urq hgmlo rk.p yd. na;f eri

when you learn about the new dvorak layout of the keyboard and write "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" using it.
A - "Hey, do you know what ~yd. 'gcjt xpr,b urq hgmlo rk.p yd. na;f eri~ means??
B - "Ur weird bro."

1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p [ ] a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? 

1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? is what you type on a keyboard when you get insanely bored.
Yesterday I got so bored that I searched 1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? on google and nothing came up so I put it in the Urban Dictionary