(1)
Cool Guy: Man I just got this bad ass hair cut, and a new shirt. I'm getting some serious pussage tonight.
(2)
Guy 1: Ok dude, just jump over the fence to the other side. Don't worry you can totally out run that little dog.
Guy 2: Fuck that man, there's no way.
Guy 1: Come on. Don't let your pussage show in front of these hot chicks.