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Catch em' on the fuck up 

When an opportunity for you comes up because someone else is "fucking up", so you take advantage of their screwing up.
Guy1: "Man, Captain Lew is screwing up... he's not doing his job or anything right for our program."
Guy2: "Dude you could totally get his rank AND Position if you catch em' on the fuck up."
Guy1: "Dude, i dont want to be a douche but you might be right... next time he messes up , ima pick that slack right up."

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Get the fuck on 

1. A slang term conveying disbelief in what someone else says or does.

2. A slang term telling someone to shut the fuck up and drop whatever they're saying or doing because it is pissing you off.

The meaning is largely denoted by listening to the persons vocal inflections who is saying it.
1. Tom: Man, you shoulda seen this chick..she looked just like Rhianna, she was so hot. And she was all over me!
Greg: Man, get the fuck on! Ain't no bitch lookin like Rhianna gonna wan't shit to do with your ass!

2. Tom: Is that your girlfriend, Amy? Man she's hot as hell. I'd tap that ass in a second.
Greg: Man, you need to get the fuck on with that shit. Lemme see you fuckin' wit my girl and imma break my foot off in your ass!
Get the fuck on by NINerd January 17, 2009

Rock The Fuck On

Used as an exclamation of pleasure, or words of encouragement; particularly useful when other phrases without sentence enhancement just doesn't get the point across.

Sometimes shortened to RTFO on social media pages.
Rock the fuck on my dude, that hinderer knaf is awesome.

Come the Fuck On 

1) A more definite version of "Come On!" Used to show emphasis.

2) Said by Rideo to Maus on the NG BBS.
1)You don't want to go have sex because you toe hurts, come the fuck on!

2) "Girls don't slap very hard? Seriously, Come the fuck on."
-Rideo
Come the Fuck On by SlySniper July 12, 2008

move the fuck on 

(1)A term told to some semi-conscious asshole, usually at work, when all they do is bitch, moan and complain about their job.
(2) A suggestion to someone who cannot seem for the life of them to get over a significant other.
Cheese Dick: "I can't believe they are making me unload the truck again. Don't they know my shoulder hurts? All they do here is take advantage of my good nature."
Co-Worker: "First of all you are an asshole. Seriously,move the fuck on because they don't give a shit about you and especially not your hurt shoulder, you useless Turd.

Cheese Dick: "I can't believe she's dating that guy. What does she see in him?"
Co-Worker: "Move the fuck on moron. The point is, is that she doesn't have to see you when she's screwing her way through your list of friends.