old greys 

British slang for a Bouncer or Doorman. originating from the British Rock n Roll club scene in the 70's.

The old greys just tossed Frankie out on his face.

old greys by Bobby2Hands May 18, 2014

big old greaser 

A big old greaser is the ultimate being when it comes to unhealthy turds. It usually rates itself between 6 and 7 on the Bristol Stool Scale, and is the product of last night's low quality takeaway kebab. It has the consistency of somewhere between mushy peas and oily fish. It has the smell of any other shit, but its scent has a way of etching itself into your skin and clothes.

Person 1: Oh my god, what's that smell?
Person 2: I think that Bob may have let a big old greaser go in the bathroom?
Person 1: Classic Bob

big old greaser by YekramC March 5, 2015

grease old mr meatstick 

to masturbate with either lotion or vaseline. i perfer vaselinf because it makes your penis soft and smooth for the ladies.

i gotta go grease old mr. meatstick before my date with Mry

grease old mr meatstick by Big Bear June 16, 2003

Grease the old dump truck

To have the maritals with your spouse; Sex with someone to whom it's become routine.

After playing poker all night, Troy knew his wife would be mad so he picked up some beer and went home to grease the old dump truck.

Grease the old dump truck by Shar1 May 18, 2017