nutpuss 

male ejaculate, semen

i shot some nutpuss all over your moms face.

nutpuss by bradwiser September 3, 2006

Nutlussy

Someone who rubs their nuts all over your furniture .

"Johns constant lowhangers makes him a natural nutlussy."

"Dude, your roommate needs to get laid, there are totally nutlussy marks all over this sofa."

"Bill's a total nutlussy, make sure to shampoo the couch after he visits"

Nutlussy by ColecoV September 23, 2020

Nutpiss 

When you take a piss after masturbating and your jizz is blocking the urinary tract, so it takes a bit more effort to peepee

"Alex always takes so long In the bathroom after we have sex. I think he's been having nutpiss"

Nutpiss by Penis dick syndrome July 7, 2021